SOME LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT (MARCH 2008)

I received this from an American friend.

National Park Feedback from the Fresh-Air Challenged
The following are actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger-Teton National Forest registration sheets and comment cards:

  • Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.
  • Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.
  • Trail needs to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.
  • Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.
  • A small deer came into my camp and stole my jar of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call [phone number].
  • Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.
  • Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.
  • Need more signs to keep area pristine.
  • A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead.
  • The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.
  • Too many rocks in the mountains.

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